What can somebody do to escape a Paul Simon attack?

I mean, what the hell is there to do if he comes after you with a sword? Is he like a shark where there's some trick to it, like hitting his nose or exposing his eyes to sunlight? I know you can hold an alligators mouth shut but what can you do when Paul Simon gets you in his sights? I mean, just listen to the anger in his voice when he sings... that is an anger that has persistence. I've heard that running is no good, cause he always carries a gun everywhere he goes.